Not at all. Thanks to our step-by-step instructions and a helpful video, it takes most folks about 15 minutes to do.

Nope! Our non-electric bidets hook right up to your existing toilet with tools you already have.

does a bear sh*t in the woods and then wish he had a bidet to clean up after himself? Butt reall: water removes a crap-ton more bacteria and residue than dry wiping ever could. Think of it like washing your hands vs. just rubbing them with a dry napkin. Exactly.

Less than you think! Our bidets clock in at 1/8 of a gallon per use, which is less than a single flush. Bonus: you'll use way less toilet paper too.

Your cheeks are safe with us. Our bidets pull water from the same line your toilet uses, so it's cool but not cold. Fans compare it to a fresh sprinkle from Mother Nature herself.

You bet your butt you can. Our bidets are renter-friendly, removable attachments that you can simply uninstall when you move - no damage, no drama, no problem.

9 out of 10 bidet experts recommend patting dry with a little TP or a reusable towel. But overall, you'll use way, way less. (You're welcome, trees!)

Not anymore. We made backwoods to break that exact stereotype. We believe that clean butts are for everyone and everybutt - no matter your zip code, tax bracket, or bathroom setup.

Definitely. A bidet can actually be more accessible than wiping, especially for folks recovering from injuries or with limited flexibility. Think: less reaching but more cleaning.

A fire hose this is not. Our bidet has adjustable water pressure and angles so you control the stream, not the other way around.

If your ancestors could answer this they'd tell you that our 90-degree angle toilet sitting can't beat the original: squatting. Yep, your body is designed to squat when you go #2 because it positions your colon in the optinal positioning for faster, smoother, cleaner, and healthier exit.

Nope. Just click on the four legs and you're ready to go. Literally.

Not at all. The Sasquat has a minimalist, natural aesthetic that blends right in. If anything, it makes you look like you know something everyone else doesn't know.

While it has a mythological name, the science behind the Sasquat is irrefutable. Studies show that squatting reduces straining, makes elimination easier, and can help with constipation and hemorrhoids.

The Sasquat is for anyone with a digestive system. Adults, kids, mythological creatures-everyone benefits from squatting properly.

Sit on the roilet and then place your feet on the stool. That's it! Please don't make us film a demo video.