Backwoods bidet in nature with bigfoot lurking in the forest

THE BACKWOODS LAUNCH SPECIAL.

Grab the Home Bidet + Sas-squat Stool and the Travel Bidet comes along for free.
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Save money, save the planet, save your ass.

An average family of 4 flushes $600 a year down the toilet on TP.

Bidets wipe toilet paper usage down by 75% (...if you're using a square or two to pat dry. If you use reusable cloths, that stat goes up 100%)

Pipes love bidets-with less clogging and strain on septic systems, a bidet will save average homeowners $500 per plumbing call. Tell your local plumber you'll miss him.

A single roll of TP requires 37 gallons of water, while a bidet only uses less than 1/8 gallon per use. Not to rub it in, but that's 90% less waste.

Americans use 36.5 billion (with a b) rolls of toilet paper a year which destroys 15 million trees annually. Bidets would never.

It takes 253,000 tons of bleach to make that much TP every year. Bidets clock in at - checks notes - no bleach.

93% of sewer clogs are caused by flushable wipes (AKA the half-wiped solution for a better clean than TP), Bidets, on the other cheek, are a waterway's bff.

Check out our entire arse-nal.

From not-wiping to not-stinking, we’re on top of your bottom.

Bidet

Introducing the eco-friendliest way to get a sparkling clean backside. Not just for European royalty anymore, our bidet will transform your bathroom experience and quite possibly your very existence.

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Sasquat

While your enemies are busy aligning their chakras, you're one step ahead by aligning your colon. Our Sasquat stool will make sure you out-thrive everyone by harnessing the primal brilliance of squatting.

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Travel Bidet

Introducing the eco-friendliest way to get a sparkling clean backside...in vacation mode!

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White backwoods bidet with wooden knob placed in nature on a forest floor
White Sasquat toilet stool with 'Backwoods' branding in a forest setting
Blue collapsible backwoods travel bidet placed in nature

BACKSIDED COMPLIMENTS

Easy to use and highly effective

I always thought a bidet was a complicated luxury item found only in custom-designed bathrooms of the wealthy. Backwoods Bidet completely changed my perspective. This product is affordable and installs on virtually any toilet in under ten minutes. Now the only question is whether we’re putting one in every bathroom in the house.

Maryam O.

Verified customer

Excellent product. Love it

I recently received the bidet from The Great Backwoods, and it’s an excellent product. I was initially impressed by the thoughtful packaging design — it creates a connection to nature while adding just the right touch of bathroom humor. Installation was straightforward, with clear, easy-to-follow instructions. I had it set up in minutes.

Bisan T.

Verified customer

Sleek and unobtrusive

This bidet blends seamlessly into the bathroom without drawing attention. Overall, I’m very happy with the transition to using a bidet. I was hesitant at first, but Backwoods has officially converted me — cleanliness upgraded, awkwardness downgraded, and the toilet paper budget officially slashed.

Nico K.

Verified customer

Love the eco-friendly goods

Their commitment to eco-friendly materials and ethical production practices sets them apart. The customer service team is equally committed.

Nate P.

Verified customer
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Here to clean
the hole world.

We believe that bidets are for everyone, so we’re breaking the taboo (or should we say tabooty) by introducing bathroom goods that are smart and affordable. If you’re tired of minimal clean with maximum waste, good news: we’re here to do the opposite.

The full Backwoods backstory

Higher standards for your lower parts.

Take the scenic route.