With Backwoods, a cleaner bathroom
experience becomes second nature.
Meet our lean, clean, and green goods.
With Backwoods, a cleaner bathroom
Introducing the eco-friendliest way to get a sparkling clean backside.
While your enemies are busy aligning their chakras, you’re one step ahead by aligning your colon.
Everything you love about our bidet (cleaner, gentler, better for the planet), in a handheld, portable, vessel.
The best of the rest
From travel mode to relaxation station, we’ve got your back(side).
Saves money!
Saves water!
Saves the earth!
Saves your butt!
We're here to leave the world and your butt cleaner than we found it.
Frequently Assed Questions
Stool have more questions?
Head to the FAQ Page
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If your ancestors could answer this they'd tell you that our 90-degree angle toilet sitting can't beat the original: squatting. Yep, your body is designed to squat when you go #2 because it positions your colon in the optinal positioning for faster, smoother, cleaner, and healthier exit.
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Nope. Just click on the four legs and you're ready to go. Literally.
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Not at all. The Sasquat has a minimalist, natural aesthetic that blends right in. If anything, it makes you look like you know something everyone else doesn't know.
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While it has a mythological name, the science behind the Sasquat is irrefutable. Studies show that squatting reduces straining, makes elimination easier, and can help with constipation and hemorrhoids.
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The Sasquat is for anyone with a digestive system. Adults, kids, mythological creatures-everyone benefits from squatting properly.
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Sit on the roilet and then place your feet on the stool. That's it! Please don't make us film a demo video.
BACKSIDED COMPLIMENTS
Easy to use and highly effective
I always thought a bidet was a complicated luxury item found only in custom-designed bathrooms of the wealthy. Backwoods Bidet completely changed my perspective. This product is affordable and installs on virtually any toilet in under ten minutes. Now the only question is whether we’re putting one in every bathroom in the house.
Maryam O.
Verified customer
Excellent product. Love it
I recently received the bidet from The Great Backwoods, and it’s an excellent product. I was initially impressed by the thoughtful packaging design — it creates a connection to nature while adding just the right touch of bathroom humor. Installation was straightforward, with clear, easy-to-follow instructions. I had it set up in minutes.
Bisan T.
Verified customer
Sleek and unobtrusive
This bidet blends seamlessly into the bathroom without drawing attention. Overall, I’m very happy with the transition to using a bidet. I was hesitant at first, but Backwoods has officially converted me — cleanliness upgraded, awkwardness downgraded, and the toilet paper budget officially slashed.
Nico K.
Verified customer
Love the eco-friendly goods
Their commitment to eco-friendly materials and ethical production practices sets them apart. The customer service team is equally committed.
Nate P.
Verified customer