Backwoods is founded by two adventurous parents who are constantly inspired by their kids’ ability to get dirty. Our operations are located somewhere in the backwoods of Colorado.
The Backwoods Backstory
It all started with the age-old question: does a bear shit in the woods?
At first glance, the answer seems to be yes, but we wanted to dig a little deeper. As natural-born innovators, we dared to ask: would a bear shit in a bidet if they had the opportunity? This iconic quandary ended up taking us on the journey of a lifetime, over the river and through the Backwoods.
Right off the bat, we learned that people all over the world assumed that bidets were an unaffordable luxury for fancy folks with wine cellars and heated driveways and golden statues of their golden retrievers. No! We exclaimed.. Bidets are for everyone! Including bears!!! It’s this passion for pristine privates that drove our mission to introduce the world to the sustainable, affordable, hygienic miracle that is the bidet.
Thus, Backwoods was born. It continues to be a wet and wild adventure as we constantly seek out other eco-friendly bathroom goods to help everyday folks upgrade and enjoy their life, one cheek at a time. Thanks for being here. We promise to eventually cool it on the bear talk. Maybe.
Our Mission
We’re in the doing-your-business business.
But we’re also in the re-education business, because we want to break the stigma around bidets and help everyone wipe out half-assed solutions from their bathrooms and their lives. Whether you’re a parent, an athlete, or just tired of maximum waste and minimal clean, we’re here to flip those last two and bring you smarter, cleaner, more eco-conscious ways to…do your business.
The Backwoods Effect
Wipe down toilet paper usage by 75%.
Save up to $600 a year.
Combat the 36.5 billion rolls of TP used annually by Americans.
Use something that doesn’t require 253,000 tons of bleach.
Certifiable Clean Freaks
